Disgruntled and Bemused

buttercup-bug:

buttercup-bug:

everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting

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skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

freddieandersen:

survivablyso:

awed-frog:

emmersdrawberry:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

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A true warrior queen has risen

C h o s e n

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I want her to be in charge of everything, just like the Lady intended.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/09/05/girl-pulls-sword-from-legendary-lake-of-king-arthurs-excalibur_a_23197937/

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to clarify, these are two different young girls pulling two different swords from two different lakes, about a year apart. strange women in ponds will continue to distribute swords

Listen maybe Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is  a good basis for a system of government.

autumnfoxe:

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Pumpkins 🍁🎃

lillaology:

egberts:

raylaxy:

egberts:

i went into a gamestop from another reality today

What happened?

so, i only went in to get the shiny silvally code. should’ve taken like a minute or two at most but i was in there for upwards of ten. it was deeply unsettling right off the bat when i walked in because it was quiet. like really quiet. the tv that plays the gaming news and the speaker that plays the ads weren’t running. the cashier says hello and i get in line to wait. it is dead silent. nobody in the store is making any noise except for the cashier, who is typing. she’s helping a little boy sell 12 PS4 games. the boys mom is walking back and forth behind him sipping her gas station brand cup of coffee. literally just walking back and forth from one end of the store to the other. all the while the entire store is silent, the kid is silent, the mom is silent… all 5 of the other full grown adults in this store are silent. and i’m the only one in line behind this kid, these other adults throughout the store are like standing in one space just staring and being quiet. they weren’t browsing, they weren’t talking. nobody was making any noise. i wasn’t making any noise. i was standing there thinking about how eerily silent it was in this gamestop and wondering what the hell was going on - hyper aware of every move i made because i didn’t want to make a noise and break the silence. this carried on for literally 10 minutes before another cashier came in through the front door and loudly exclaimed “i can’t leave you alone for five minutes.” he called me to the counter and asked me what i needed help with. it was like immediately the ambient noises of gamestop all returned at once and i stepped forward to get my code.

my favorite part of this is the implication that not only was the first cashier somehow responsible for the eerie silence to begin with but also that this has certainly happened before

kimmy-kouhai:

vatements:

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

vixehn:

pruane2:

nowacking:

tohkyo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

I have exactly 11 questions

i dont, mind your business

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

when ur son is about to run into a hedge

buttcaress:

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callmebliss:

butches-get-smooches:

butches-get-smooches:

butches-get-smooches:

who’s ready for a bad post

*ahem*

Season’s Yeetings

I thought I was ready

sushie:

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

One Hundred Witches

100witches:

🖤💜Master Post💜🖤

A handy resource guide of 100+ witches from across history, literature, mythology, and pop culture. Not all of these women would have identified as such, but many were persecuted and marginalized in the name thereof. This is not complete, nor comprehensive. I will be adding to it as I continue the project, as there are many, many witches I have yet to include. 

📜Witches from History📜

🗄Historical Compilations🗄 

📖Witches from Modern History📖

Occultists🔮

Mothers of Modern Witchcraft/Wicca🕯 

American Witches and Pagan Elders🌿

🎥Witches from Film/Literature📚

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Bell, Book, and Candle

The Witches of Eastwick

Witches from Oz

Witches from Narnia

Witches from Harry Potter

Animated Disney Witches

Practical Magic

The Addams Family

Hocus Pocus

Wicker Man

Witches

Rosemary’s Baby

The Craft 

The VVITCH

Miyazaki Witches

Pirates of the Caribbean

Macbeth

📺Witches from Television📺

Bewitched

Sabrina The Teenage Witch

Game of Thrones

The Magicians

Penny Dreadful 

Charmed 

Cartoons 

Halloweentown 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 

American Horror Story: Coven 

🏺Witches from Mythology/Folklore🏺

Biblical

Greek 

British Folklore

Arthurian Legend 

Italian Folklore 

Celtic Mythology

Slavic Folklore

American Folklore

📝Witches from Children’s Books📝 

Room on the Broom

Strega Nona

Mother Goose

📰Witches from Comic Series📰

Wendy the Good Little Witch

X-Men/Avengers

*denotes I was unable to complete their original post. I will be returning to these and adding a full analysis.

This list stems from my original project that I did for the 100 days before Halloween 2018. The nature of the project I discuss in my 1st post, which happened to be The Witch of Endor. I will be adding dozens other witches I did not get to in the initial 100 over time, and plan on producing a second series for male witches. Stay Tuned!

On the horizon

  • Bonnie Bennett (Vampire Diaries)
  • Witch of the Waste (Howl’s Moving Castle)
  • Mary Poppins
  • Louise Miller (Teen Witch)